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**Ten Tips to Becoming a Macho in a Modern World**
- Take the lead. Learn how to Salsa. There is nothing sexier than a man who can dance and lead with confidence.
- Know your cigars. Women can’t ignore a man with a cigar. There is something very alluring about a man who knows a quality cigar when he sees it.
- Hold the rum. It’s unattractive when a man can’t hold his liquor, even more so when it’s bad liquor. Stick with the Bacardi Gold.
- No shoes, no shirt, no service. Every Macho should have at least 3 high quality guayabera shirts in his closet. As a general rule, you should always button it starting at the third button to flaunt your chest hair. Metros need not apply; until you grow it, don’t show it. Also, you need 3 pairs of good shoes for dancin’, prancin’ and romancin’. High quality shoes mean high quality man.
- It’s all about the pheromones. Women are intoxicated by a man’s aroma; make sure yours is a good one.
- COMMUNICATION! It goes both ways. Tell you woman what you need and what makes you happy. Don’t assume she knows.
- Women love it when you take initiative. Despite popular belief, chivalry is not dead. Be a gentleman, buy her roses, open her door, find out wants she wants and order it for her.
- Compromise. Being Macho doesn’t always mean take, there is also some give.
- Inside every Macho, there is a hopeless romantic. Let him out. Keep things fresh by surprising her and keeping her on her toes. Always bring something new to the table.
- Sex. Passion, excitement and intimacy is the perfect combination for fulfilling sex. Listen to her heart and honor her body and you will release the tiger with her. ROAR!
* Disclaimer: Maria does not encourage drinking in any way, especially irresponsibly.
**Ten Tips to Loving a Macho**
- Let him take the lead.
- Let him take the lead.
- Get used to the smell of cigar smoke and cologne.
- It’s all in the delivery. Speak to him sweetly. You get more with honey than you do with salt.
- Treat them like you would treat a precious child. All men want to be nurtured.
- The best way to a Macho’s heart is through his stomach. Any man appreciates a good home cooked meal. The fact that you took the time out of your day to plan and prepare a meal for him shows how much you care.
- Own your power. Don’t be afraid to assert yourself. Men are attracted to strong women. Follow your dreams and a real Macho will respect you for it and love you even more.
- Two words: spandex and color. The brighter and tighter the better. Take a lesson from Cuban women of all ages and don’t be afraid to flaunt your sexuality. There is no expiration date on spandex.
- COMMUNICATION! It goes both ways. He’s not a mind reader. Tell him what you want and what pleases you. He won’t have to work as hard and he’ll appreciate it. Remember #3: It’s all in the delivery.
- Sex. Respect yourself, respect your body. You know in your gut what feels right, so go with it. Release the tigress and rock their world. That’s how you keep them.
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